We are among you. We have infiltrated your homes. We have infiltrated your working places. Even your bathtubs are not safe from us.

Any resistance is futile. There is nothing you can do to stop us.

We are Ducks. We are Legion. And we are watching, ever watching.

P.S. We made you end up on this page just to mess with you.

Seriously, though, your page was not found. You can go home or drop me an email if you feel like it. The Ducks won't mind it.